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29th May 2008, 01:50 AM
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is A Night Of Trance mad!
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Answer -----at the end It's a new Prison in UK!
Prison vs Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up,keep scrolling scroll down. This should make things a little bit clearer. | | | You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ PRISON | you spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle /office
@ WORK | You get three meals a day fully paid for
@ PRISON | you get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it
@ WORK | You get time off for good behavior | you get more work for
Good behavior | @ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ PRISON | @ WORK
You must often carry a security card
And open all the doors for yourself
@ WORK | You can watch TV and play games
@ PRISON | you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
@ WORK | You get your own toilet
@ PRISON | you have to share the toilet with
Some people who pee on the seat
@ WORK | They allow your family and friends to visit
@ PRISON | you aren't even supposed to speak
To your family
@ WORK | All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ PRISON | you get to pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners
@ WORK | You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out | you spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars |
@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
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@ WORK
They are called managers
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29th May 2008, 02:11 AM
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tough call
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29th May 2008, 06:03 AM
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feels sick
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lol this thread is good value
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29th May 2008, 11:21 PM
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yay for life
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work.. i dont wanna be raped..
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30th May 2008, 02:53 AM
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Fluffy for your enjoyment
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i think the thing that stands out for me is the fact that you can leave work at any time if you have had enough or are sick or dont like it there where as prison your kinda stuck.....
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30th May 2008, 02:54 AM
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Fluffy for your enjoyment
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and the thing above is wrong because in prison you usually have to share a toilet with your cell mate anyways.
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30th May 2008, 03:00 AM
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yay for life
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gross!
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