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Old 29th May 2008, 01:50 AM
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Question Prison vs Work - Which would you prefer?

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It's a new Prison in UK!



Prison vs Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up,
keep scrolling scroll down.
This should make things a little bit clearer.



@ PRISON
@ WORK
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell


@ PRISON
you spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle /office



@ WORK
You get three meals a day fully paid for


@ PRISON
you get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it


@ WORK
You get time off for good behavior
you get more work for
Good behavior
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you


@ PRISON
@ WORK
You must often carry a security card
And open all the doors for yourself


@ WORK
You can watch TV and play games


@ PRISON
you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games


@ WORK
You get your own toilet


@ PRISON
you have to share the toilet with
Some people who pee on the seat


@ WORK
They allow your family and friends to visit

@ PRISON
you aren't even supposed to speak
To your family


@ WORK
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required


@ PRISON
you get to pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners


@ WORK
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
you spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON

You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK

They are called managers
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tough call
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lol this thread is good value
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Old 29th May 2008, 11:21 PM
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work.. i dont wanna be raped..
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i think the thing that stands out for me is the fact that you can leave work at any time if you have had enough or are sick or dont like it there where as prison your kinda stuck.....
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and the thing above is wrong because in prison you usually have to share a toilet with your cell mate anyways.
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