Women are from Mars, Men are from Venus

[christronic]

The older I get, the more I am beginning to belive that women are from a different planet. For example.
Cons:
- canot read a street directory
- have trouble with right and left
- get emmotional of what televesion show is on
- get home from work and have so much more to talk about that you in 8 hours of work. (As if they are the secretary for the priminister or something)
- women want everything, men only want one thing (sex).
- dont say what they mean, you ask them what they want for birthday or christmas, they say nothing its alright, which translates into, you had better get me something good you areshole.
- you cant work them out, you give them a little affection, they say "you cant turn me on like a light bolb". So you give them nothing, they say "arnt you attracted to me anymore!" I give up.

Pros: (Not sure if they are pros)
- able to wash the dishes, watch tv, and talk at the same time. Thats talent!!!!
- able to go to the shop, without a shopping list.
- able to tell weather food is good or bad by looking at the expiry date, men have trouble with that one.
- able to find a bargin price or a skirt, or something they have ten of already. And say they save money (would have saved more if they didnt buy it, i not sure, i didnt go to uni)
- go straight to the front of the line of a club and get in without paying....

[nat]

What are men good for ????

NOTHING!

[trixydafairy]

you guys would be lost without us admit it.

i agree though. men and women think, act and do things totaly different from each other and one day when everyone realises that we will never be the same and women stop trying to make men understand them and men stop trying to understand women things will work.

[Nez_Nezz_&_Nezzie]

Let good ol' Nez make some valid comments to your post Christronic and please note, all of the below is in pure fun, and not meant to be taken in any mean/harsh manner):

- canot read a street directory

With a man by my side, I should not be expected to perfect the talent of reading a directory. If you're driving, you bloody do it - by the sounds of things I should already be doing the dishes, food shopping, cooking and giving you sex. When I'm driving (or at least the day I begin to), then I will make an effort

have trouble with right and left

That's like me pointing at your writing and saying men can't spell.

get emmotional of what televesion show is on

And by being more in touch with our emotions, we also visit our doctors more and talk about our feelings and problems more, which as a result means that females have a higher life expectancy than men, who rank lower in all of the above.

get home from work and have so much more to talk about that you in 8 hours of work. (As if they are the secretary for the priminister or something)

And proud of it! The priminister is working us overtime to get rid of the prime minister in the next elections, and it is all rather exciting stuff - I can just picture the fall of John Howard! You should feel proud that we are sharing it with you, and not another man.

women want everything, men only want one thing (sex)

Women want everything because men expect us to do everything, and only want to give us sex in return. Considering we deserve 'everything', you are really only left with two choices: Give us everything, or become a gender bender.

dont say what they mean, you ask them what they want for birthday or christmas, they say nothing its alright, which translates into, you had better get me something good you areshole.

Men don't listen unless it is followed by "And then we can have sex". Meanwhile, if you have put yourself in a position where you have become her itchba, that's YOUR problem, not ours.

you cant work them out, you give them a little affection, they say "you cant turn me on like a light bolb". So you give them nothing, they say "arnt you attracted to me anymore!" I give up.

You can't work us out but you know what we mean when we say "nothing, it's alright"? Who is the confusing one now? And hey - if you're not getting it then you're not listening.


And finally:

Pros: (Not sure if they are pros)
- able to wash the dishes, watch tv, and talk at the same time. Thats talent!!!!
- able to go to the shop, without a shopping list.
- able to tell weather food is good or bad by looking at the expiry date, men have trouble with that one.
- able to find a bargin price or a skirt, or something they have ten of already. And say they save money (would have saved more if they didnt buy it, i not sure, i didnt go to uni)
- go straight to the front of the line of a club and get in without paying....

I believe what you're trying to say is that men are incompetent.

And think about this: We look good for you (and yes to the point of getting something really nice in five different colours), try to sound exciting to keep you interested, use this gift we call 'memory' to rember to do things and get things that will make you happy.

Sometimes it may just be the person you're with


Nez

[Kurupt]

Get back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

[christronic]

Wow! what a response. for the girls (we have journo)
Come on guys.

some more cons
- women quote what you have said, and put it in a context which is different to the original meaning.
- punishment for not complying with demands, with no sex.
- they think that men are good for nothing. OK

What happenins when you just got in the shower, and the fuse blows. She comes in and tells you. (No shit). Which means, baby can you go out to the fuse box and check it. Water electricity = bad.

What happens when you moving, who moves the best and dresser up 4 flights of stairs.

Who goes to whatever the girls want to go to, and dont say I bored, or I tired. "Sound familiar Girls, don't lie you have all done it. If not let me know, cause you are a one of a kind"

Who builds things, makes things and fixes things. (Even if you didnt have a man in your life, you would have to pay a man to do it).

Who rubs your back when you back is sore.

Who unblocks the sink when it is blocked. (womens answer is just put some draino down it. bad bad bad bad!!!)

When you are going somewhere(not out), we have to drive, because they have been driving all week. Yes but you sit on your bum all week at work. We drive aswell. Thats a good one.

The list goes on.

[Kurupt]

Who's the one there to punch the lights out of some seedy drunk that's cracking on to you?




Us men are so under appreciated.

[christronic]

Maybe not punch, but ask them nicely to shou. Then punch!!!

[trixydafairy]

i dont need a man to tell a drunk seedy guy trying to crack onto me to get fucked!! i can do it myself. it just makes men feel all tough and strong if you let them do it for you.

also, i can read a street directory. so what if i have to hold it upsidown so i am looking in the direction i am going, i can still do it myself

[christronic]

You are one of a kind, I am impressed you can read a street directory!
You should write an idiots guide to street directories for girls. Lol!

Yes turning the street directory around is the right way to do it!

Is there anything else you can do, Im interested, I finished early today!
Did that sound sincere!

do you know how to put the rubish out aswell?

[tassichickraver]

Originally Posted by christronic

Wow! what a response. for the girls (we have journo)
Come on guys.

some more cons
- women quote what you have said, and put it in a context which is different to the original meaning.
- punishment for not complying with demands, with no sex.
- they think that men are good for nothing. OK

What happenins when you just got in the shower, and the fuse blows. She comes in and tells you. (No shit). Which means, baby can you go out to the fuse box and check it. Water electricity = bad.

What happens when you moving, who moves the best and dresser up 4 flights of stairs.

i would do it myself... but im week so yeah theres sumthing that men can do!!! They do all the heavy work! for 10 minutes, then sit on the couch and say ur 'buggered' while we run around picking up all ur mess and wash the dishes, make the food all day!!!!

Who goes to whatever the girls want to go to, and dont say I bored, or I tired. "Sound familiar Girls, don't lie you have all done it. If not let me know, cause you are a one of a kind"

i go everywhere with geoff, he just drops me off where i want to go to and says ill pick u up later or catch he bus

Who builds things, makes things and fixes things. (Even if you didnt have a man in your life, you would have to pay a man to do it).

i am sure most of us are capable of fixing things ourselves, and we could make things if we had the time, after cleaning after u and working all day

Who rubs your back when you back is sore.

not my man........ cause he to lazy to or he to tired!!!

Who unblocks the sink when it is blocked. (womens answer is just put some draino down it. bad bad bad bad!!!)

ill do it myself im not afraid of a blocked sink

When you are going somewhere(not out), we have to drive, because they have been driving all week. Yes but you sit on your bum all week at work. We drive aswell. Thats a good one.

well the 'man' im with likes to drive, but id be happy to drive

The list goes on.

Go on then???


i can read a directory, who was the one who didnt listen to my directions and got us lost on the other side of town... there was only one time i got the roads mixed up hehe, but at least i know the street names
Plus u have to give us a littlle more affection than 5 minutes, of trying to feel us up, no wonder we say that u cant turn us on like a light bulb.... lol
with the whole crissie presents, i say i dont want anything, but then i say that i want sumthing that comes from u, something special from the heart maybe....... :S
we always trying to make u guys happy, u try for 5 mintues and give up. plus once u think that ur not getting no sex, u seem to jsut make things worse.....! which ruins the chance u might of still had...


no offence guys...

[tassichickraver]

Originally Posted by christronic

do you know how to put the rubish out aswell?

I guess we would know since we'd be the ones doing it while u's relax... lol

[Prue]

If we're so bad, why put up with us? because all guys would be lost without us, that's why.

[Nez_Nezz_&_Nezzie]

I was tempted to just go home for the day, but I had to write back (I'm in the mood for this one)!

women quote what you have said, and put it in a context which is different to the original meaning.

Men fix their spelling mistakes when they are pointed out. Call it 'eliminating the disadvantage'

punishment for not complying with demands, with no sex.

Now you're learning! Considering you itchba about everything we DO ask you to do, find fault in everything we don't do, and comparing that to your desire for sex only, I think it works out pretty well.

they think that men are good for nothing. OK

I reiterate again my point of men not listening. I never 'thought' you were good at nothing...

What happenins when you just got in the shower, and the fuse blows. She comes in and tells you. (No shit). Which means, baby can you go out to the fuse box and check it. Water electricity = bad.

Where the english thrives, the maths lacks...tisk tisk. If we can go out and check the fuse box (which I for one had no problem of doing when living at my parents), then you can read your own directory! However, if you want us to clean the place, you can fix it.

What happens when you moving, who moves the best and dresser up 4 flights of stairs.

Not my male friends, that's for sure! When I moved out, it was me and a female friend who moved my gear.

Who goes to whatever the girls want to go to, and dont say I bored, or I tired. "Sound familiar Girls, don't lie you have all done it. If not let me know, cause you are a one of a kind"

Sentence structure? I'll answer this in the two ways you could have possibly meant. If I don't want to go to something, I won't. And, did you ever consider they were doing it for you? OR again, it's not the female's problem that you are under the thumb! You guys call yourselves men, pfft!

Who rubs your back when you back is sore.

Get fcuked! Like it is never returned - a girl is MORE than happy to return the favour. If she isn't then you either don't ask for it (like we do - again the lack of communication) or you don't deserve it. And, if you do and you still don't get one, then you really need to get out from under that thumb!

Who unblocks the sink when it is blocked. (womens answer is just put some draino down it. bad bad bad bad!!!)

You 'guys', who claim that you don't know what is in your food, will pour anything down the drain in the first place, which results in it becoming blocked. We also do the dishes, so you need to get your hands in that sink at some point!

When you are going somewhere(not out), we have to drive, because they have been driving all week. Yes but you sit on your bum all week at work. We drive aswell. Thats a good one.

*cough* under the thumb *cough* And yeah - because all men are out there walking around and constructing buildings, fixing pipework, carrying boxes and everything else that doesn't involve sitting down all day.

Originally Posted by Kurupt

Who's the one there to punch the lights out of some seedy drunk that's cracking on to you?

And who are also the ones who cower in the corner when we are being hit on, who laugh it off, who yell at us when someone else hits on are more than happy to call us sluts?

Who are the ones to make us do everything but say we can't do anything?

Who are the ones who think we are nothing but a sex machine?

Who are the ones who are still living back in the old days of stereotyping females as 'housewives' and belittling us?

Us females are still pulling ourselves out from below. We are going for jobs that once upon a time were for men only. We are getting the promotions that we want because of our skills and not our gender, and we are putting career and our financial future first before starting families.

I know HEAPS of females who hate sport but will go and watch their bf play, or watch it on the tv, because they love them.

I know instances where personal interests have conflicted and there has still ben compromise.

I can guarantee I know ten males who talk more than me!

do you know how to put the rubish out aswell?

Yeah - we call that breaking up with an unappreciative man!

[Jayde]

Sorry Christonic, cant support ya here....


I love girls (one in particular !!)


w00t Girls !!!! You Rock !!

[christronic]

What the fuck! where are all the guys.
I guess its kinda good, got all these girls to myself. But it seems that they are fucking me hard.

If we're so bad, why put up with us? because all guys would be lost without us, that's why.

we wouldnt be lost, cause we can read a street directory. We would be more sain.
Yes, you girls arnt all bad, yes some can read street directories, and some put the rubbish out.

I find it so funny, the thing we try so hard to find. ie. (Girlfriend, Boyfriend take your pick) go out to clubs, beach, movies, ..... Then you get one, a good one bad one they are all the same, no matter what, they all piss you off somehow, its just all the little things.

I need a girlfriend that can read a street directory. Just the principle of how simple it is to do.
Well then again, so is putting socks in clothes basket! (Thats hard for me, I getting better).

I think we should use this thread to disguss Girls needs, Guys needs


I will start. Its very simple actually
1. Food
2. Sex (should be number 1, since guy do most of the work in this department, need carbs)
3. Beer (we do that ourselve, but its to ease the stress caused by girls)
4. Girls, relax a little.


Girls need from boys
1. Everything
2. That little black dress (There always just that one)
3. To not go to work, makes them to tiered and bitchy
4. Sit and watch stupid reality shows with them.
5. fucks me what number 5 is. Help me out girls.

[christronic]

I love girls too. Just dont understand them

[Prue]

Girls like sex too & I can read a street directory... I hope most other women can. A lot of chicks just act stupid because they see it as a turn on for guys. Dumbasses give the rest of us a bad name!

[christronic]

Girls like sex too & I can read a street directory... I hope most other women can. A lot of chicks just act stupid because they see it as a turn on for guys. Dumbasses give the rest of us a bad name!

Sorry, stupid girls are not a turn, they maybe a turn from the start cause you think they are easy. But then you are in the frame of mind to have your way with them, then fuck them off.
Girls can be very smart. Yet common sense is hard for some girls to grasp. I say some, because I dont want to affend the smart girls who think they have common sense.

[trixydafairy]

Originally Posted by KandiKid

Girls like sex too & I can read a street directory... I hope most other women can. A lot of chicks just act stupid because they see it as a turn on for guys. Dumbasses give the rest of us a bad name!

thats blonds in a nutshell!! i think its stupid that anyone could think its a turn on to act stupid.

girls love sex too though. i'm all for it. the difference is that guys think about sex every 10 minutes but i guess if i had a dick hanging off me that got hard all the time and a sack of cum, i'd think about sex every 10 minutes too